Population | 1 |
Height | 69 inches (175 cm/3.8 cubits/17.1 hands) |
Weight | 155 pounds (70 kg/11.1 stone) |
Body Mass Index | 24 |
Cholesterol | 155 |
Date of Birth |
May 26, 1975 |
Date of Death | Sometime in 2056 |
Place of Birth | 40N20 75W57 |
Right Handed | Left Brained |
Measurements | 39-30-33 |
Marital Status | Married |
Shoe Size | 10 |
Ring Size | Niner |
Credit Score | 810 |
Hair Retention | Thinner, but holding it's position at the front |
Number of Tattoos | None. Can't paint over them |
2002 ESPN Uber Point Rank  |
#2543 - worldwide rank 96.6% |
My best card game | Texas Hold'em (Before it was trendy) |
Education | Bachelors in Business Management (*) |
Blondes or Brunettes? | Brunettes |
Pat's or Geno's? |
Pat's |
Top or Bottom? | Both! |
Hours spent in jail | 0 |
...in police detention | 2 |
Baseball Team |
Toronto Bluejays |
Football Teams |
Miami Dolphins & Philadelphia Eagles |
Zodiac Sign | Gemini |
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Here's a simulated chart/picture showing an average size Badger, Eric, and Tuckapotamus. Badgers average two feet in length and 18 pounds while the North American Tuckapotamus stands 6 foot at the shoulder and weighs 3 tons.
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